One-line Hillary Clinton jokes

One-line Hillary Clinton jokes

• Who are cats going to vote for in November?
  Hillary Kitten.
• Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
  Because it’s easier than running from Law Enforcement.
• Have you heard about the new app Hillary Clinton is working on? It’s called “Pokemon Go To The Polls”
• If Hillary Clinton has a mandate to do anything, it’s to raise Donald Trump’s taxes
• Why is Hillary getting ready for an 8 year term?
  Because her vision is 2020.
• Did you see the Jim Carrey movie about the Benghazi Hearings?
  It’s called “Liar Liar Pantsuit on Fire”.
• What movie does Hillary watch when she’s in a bad mood?
  Kill Bill.
• Why is Hillary now a F?
  Because she deleted the emale.
• A recent study argues that beets, all purpose flour, and cheese may hinder one’s sex drive. This may explain why these are the only foods Hillary Clinton permit Bill eat.