How to drive a psychiatrist crazy – it goes without saying, don’t actually try any of these!
- Demand to sit behind his or her desk every other meeting
- Keep your own notes of your psychologists behaviors and your diagnosis
- Prescribe medication to your psychologist
- Spend the first half of the session drawing a picture of your psychologist, spend the second half drilling holes through it with a pencil
- Ask to go to the bathroom every time he or she asks a question
- Every time you give an answer ask “Am I cured yet?”
- Bring a ‘seeing eye turtle’ to therapy sessions
- Speak to your imaginary friend instead of the psychologist
- Bring all conversation back to your childhood whenever it strays away from it.
- Lie Blatantly about Everything
- Tell your psychiatrist that your name is Adrian Monk.