Girlfriend’s expensive education – I always knew that education was expensive, but …
As a man was walking down the street, he saw one of his friends, looking glum. “What’s the matter, buddy?”
“Oh, it’s my girlfriend.”
“What’s the matter with your girlfriend?”
“Well, she’s been acting sort of distant lately, so last night I asked her if she couldn’t learn to love me.”
“What did she say?”
“She asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education!”