Funny movie quotes from Men O’War, starring Laurel and Hardy
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse!
Stan (Stan Laurel): Okay.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Okay, soda, soda, soda, and what will you have Stan?
Stan (Stan Laurel): Soda.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): When I ask you to have a drink, you must refuse!
Stan (Stan Laurel): Okay.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Okay, so soda, soda, soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?
Stan (Stan Laurel): I don’t want any.
Girl: Oh, General, don’t be a piker.
Stan (Stan Laurel): Okay, I’ll have a banana split.
Sodajerk: What flavor?
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Sassafras.
Stan (Stan Laurel): I don’t like frassasass.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Go ahead and drink your half.
[Stanley drinks the entire soda]
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Do you know what you’ve done?
[nods]
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): What made you do it?
Stan (Stan Laurel): I couldn’t help it.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): Why?
Stan (Stan Laurel): My half was on the bottom. I had to drink it all to get it.
Ollie (Oliver Hardy): [referring to the panties he has picked up] I’ll bet you miss them.
[giggles]
Girl: [referring to her lost gloves] You can just imagine! And I washed them with gasoline just this morning.