Funny movie quotes from Gents Without Cents

Funny movie quotes from Gents without Cents starring the Three Stooges

Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, I’ll handle this. I’ll break their necks, I’ll bash their noses in.  And if there’s a big, muscular guy in there … you handle him.
Curly (Curly Howard): Nyaah!

Curly (Curly Howard): The chandelier hit me on the head!
Flo: What an awful lump!
Curly (Curly Howard): That’s no lump, that’s my head!

Moe (Moe Howard): What’re you sitting in there for?
Curly (Curly Howard): [having fallen into a bathtub] So it ain’t a total loss, I’m takin’ a bath!
Moe (Moe Howard): Bath?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah!
Moe (Moe Howard): Move over.

Curly (Curly Howard): I faw down!

Moe (Moe Howard): You know, Bud, I once was a tramp like you.
Curly (Curly Howard): Congratulations!

[After Curly says Niagara Falls]
Moe (Moe Howard): Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn …step by step … inch by inch …

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