Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash (1955) starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Shemp
Funny movie quotes from Of Cash and Hash starring the Three Stooges, where the Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp) are witnesses to a robbery, then get suspected by the police, and then have to pursue the crooks themselves!
Police Officer: Who’s in that can?
Moe: Just garbage!
Moe: What kind of bird is that on the stool?
Moe: Must be a stool pigeon.
Moe: [placing order at restaurant] Two fried eggs over easy! [customer leaves, Larry decides to eat the eggs himself] On those fried eggs, use the fresh ones this time!
Police Captain (Vernon Dent): [takes a sip of the coffee, spits it out]
Moe: Oh, you like it.
Police Captain (Vernon Dent): That tastes like paint!
Shemp: You’re crazy. [takes a sip] That is paint. [takes a sip of the coffee] That’s the coffee. [puts it down, takes the cup of paint instead] This tastes better.
Moe: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Bank robber: I’ve never been there.
Moe: I tell you, he drove up to that deserted house.
Shemp: Deserted house! Deserted house! I don’t like deserted houses!
Moe: Why not? They might give us dessert!
Moe: You had a hallucination!
Shemp: I had a hunk of pipe!