Funny movie quotes from Dopey Dicks

Funny movie quotes from Dopey Dicks (1950) starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp)

Funny movie quotes from Dopey Dicks, starring the Three Stooges as reluctant detectives who have to rescue a beautiful girl (Chrstine McIntyre) from a mad scientist …

Ralph the butler: [Larry and Shemp attempt to leave the mansion] Don’t go away, gentlemen, we may need all of you! Hahahahahahaha!
Shemp, Larry: Hehehehehehehe!
[Larry and Shemp both get spooked]
Shemp: I don’t like the looks of that guy!
Larry: Me neither!


Shemp: That poor kid’s in trouble.
Moe: Well, Sherlock, how will you solve the case?
Shemp: Easy! I’ll use my wits.
Moe: Now she’s really in trouble.


Mad Scientist (Philip Van Zandt): Your brain for science …
Ralph the butler: But I haven’t any brains!  You told me so yourself!


Ralph the butler: [introducing Moe] This is the best of the lot, Professor, which isn’t saying much.
Moe: Thank you!


Christine: [gagged] Help me!
Shemp: What’s that you say?
Christine: [gagged] Get me out of here!
Shemp: You’re mumbling. [as Shemp begins to untie her]


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