Funny movie quotes from A Bird in the Head, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie from A Bird in the Head starring the Three Stooges where a mad scientist wants to transplant Curly’s brain into a gorilla’s body – but the gorilla (Igor) objects!
Moe (Moe Howard): Somebody’s nuts around here.
Larry (Larry Fine): It ain’t us.
Moe (Moe Howard): Maybe he’s a head hunter.
Larry (Larry Fine): If he’s a head hunter, he’s huntin’ small game.
Professor Panzer (Vernon Dent): Gentlemen, you will live in luxury as long as you live!
Curly (Curly Howard): What if we don’t live too long?
Curly (Curly Howard): Two bits a piece!
Larry (Larry Fine): The doors are locked, the windows are barred, and I don’t like it if you ask me!
Moe (Moe Howard): Nobody asked you!
Moe (Moe Howard): Say, are you scared?
Curly (Curly Howard): No. It’s silly to be scared.
Larry (Larry Fine): It sure is!
Curly (Curly Howard): Boy, am I silly …
Professor Panzer (Vernon Dent): Come here, please, stand behind this screen.
Larry (Larry Fine): Lucky guy gets a screen test.
Larry (Larry Fine): It’s a bird!
Moe (Moe Howard): A bird in the head is worth two in a bush.
Moe (Moe Howard): Ya monkey, what’d ya bring that ape in here for?
Curly (Curly Howard): [to Igor, drinking grain alcohol] No ya don’t! That stuff’s bad for ya! It’ll make a monkey out of you every time!