Divorce and alimony – Comedian Myron Cohen tells the story of the tight-fisted man who’s ordered to pay alimony …
A couple is before a divorce judge. The judge says: “And so Madam, I am going to find for you that you receive 400 dollars per week for the rest of your life or until such time that you remarry.”
And the husband says: “You know, judge, that’s so fair of you that I also shall throw in a couple of dollars.”