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Cardiologist’s funeral

Cardiologist’s funeral – how could this beautiful funeral cause one of the mourners to laugh out loud? Enjoy the joke!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said “I’m sorry, I was just thinking … of my own funeral … I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist fainted.