Batman’s secret identity – That is, his *secret* secret identity … that apparently even Bruce Wayne doesn’t know about!
I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorothy.
While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. Dorothy said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation.
I tried to explain to her that it wasn’t a real place. She laughed and said “It is, too. It’s where Batman lives.”
I laughed and looked over at Jim who smiled and told me she was serious. I then tried to explain: “Batman does not exist. Why do you think there have been five of them: Clooney, Kilmer, Keaton, Bale and Affleck?”
She looked me straight in the eye and said, “That’s because he doesn’t want anyone to know who he really is.”