Is this my Christmas Present? A truly atrocious, groaner pun – hope you enjoy it too!
A man’s wife has an artificial leg. Shortly before Christmas, he buys her a new prosthetic and hides it in the closet. Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with the artificial limb.
“This wouldn’t, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?” she asks.
“No, of course not.” responds her husband. “It’s just a stocking stuffer.”