Funny movie quotes from King Kong, the 1933 classic with Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong, and Bruce Cabot
Carl Denham: Listen, there are dozens of girls in this town tonight that are in more danger than they’ll ever see with me.
Jack Driscoll: Yeah, but they know that kind of danger.
Carl Denham: [protesting the agent’s lack of confidence in the safety of Denham’s voyage] You act as if I’ve never brought anybody back alive! Look at the Captain and first mate – – they’ve gone on several of my last missions, and they don’t look any the worse for wear.
Jack Driscoll: [sarcastically, in wary half-hearted agreement with Denham’s assertions] Yeah – – we’re healthy!
Carl Denham: I’m gonna go out and find a girl for my picture – even if I hafta’ marry one.
Theatre Patron: Say, what is it, anyhow?
Theatre Patron: I hear it’s a kind of a gorilla.
Theatre Patron: Gee – ain’t we got enough of them in New York?
Ann Darrow: I thought you didn’t like woman?
Jack Driscoll: Yeah, but you’re not woman.
Carl Denham: [warning Jack about women] Some big, hard boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy!