Clowns chopping down a Christmas tree – Never trust a clown with even the most simple tasks – and never give him a hatchet!
There were two clowns who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a close call with hungry wolves, one clown turned to the other and said, “I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”