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The doctor has good news and bad news

The doctor has good news and bad news – I know that timing is everything, but this is ridiculous!

A man receives a telephone call from his doctor. The doctor says: “About these medical tests we did, I have some good news and some bad news.”

The man asks for the good news first:

“The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.

The man, incredulously: “If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??”

“I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”