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Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes

Gertrude and Heathcliff  jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends - flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose
Gertrude and Heathcliff  jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As  Red Skelton  used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn

Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford Wally Benton (Red Skelton): [opens his closet door, a woman falls out] big moths! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): You can’t be a press agent, you can’t even spell “cat”!Chester (Rags Ragland): When I come...
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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty, starring Red Skelton, Esther Williams, Basil Rathbone Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks?Carlos Ramirez: Si, si.Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she’ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you...
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Funny quotes from Red Skelton’s Christmas Dinner

Funny quotes from Red Skelton’s Christmas Dinner (1982) starring Red Skelton, Vincent Price, Imogene Coca Funny quotes from Red Skelton’s Christmas Dinner, Red Skelton’s classic TV Christmas show, “Freddie the Freeloader’s Christmas Dinner” co-starring Vincent Price and Imogene CocaFreddie the Freeloader (Red Skelton): Can’t be too careful with...
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Funny movie quotes from Ship Ahoy

Funny movie quotes from Ship Ahoy starring Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell, Bert Lahr, Virginia O’Brien Funny movie quotes from ‘Ship Ahoy‘, starring  Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell, Bert Lahr (the ‘cowardly lion’ from ‘The Wizard of Oz‘), and Virginia O’Brien – a very funny musical romantic comedy.
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