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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest.
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May 30, 2007 user
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Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!
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May 12, 2007 user
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Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very meaningful to them...
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May 12, 2007 user
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All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman – One of those ‘All I need to know about life …’ – funny! My favorite line is ‘It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.’
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May 10, 2007 user
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A Little Christmas Poem – A little 4-line poem about Christmas shopping … and how Americans pay for it!
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May 10, 2007 user
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‘Twas the Night Before Implementation – Strictly for the computer nerds among us – but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they’re *so* true! ‘Twas the nite before implementation and all through the house,Not a program was working, not even a browse.The programmers...
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May 10, 2007 user
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version – (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their...
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May 10, 2007 user
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’
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May 10, 2007 user
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of...
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May 10, 2007 user
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A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas – A very touching version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night. Cops Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas,Yet...
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May 10, 2007 user
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