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To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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December 26, 2016 user
Political jokes
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Funny quotes from Red Skelton’s Christmas Dinner (1982) starring Red Skelton, Vincent Price, Imogene Coca Funny quotes from Red Skelton’s Christmas Dinner, Red Skelton’s classic TV Christmas show, “Freddie the Freeloader’s Christmas Dinner” co-starring Vincent Price and Imogene CocaFreddie the Freeloader (Red Skelton): Can’t be too careful with...
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March 3, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
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January 10, 2016 user
Christmas jokes
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One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”
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January 7, 2016 user
Animal jokes, Christmas jokes
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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It’s interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
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January 7, 2016 user
Christmas jokes, Computer jokes
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Christmas thank-you notes – A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year
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December 25, 2015 user
Christmas jokes
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Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See – A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as ‘Humility, and How I Achieved It’ by I.M. Fabulous — only with a Christmas theme
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December 25, 2015 user
Christmas jokes, Puns
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Eggs Benedict at Christmastime – A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy!
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December 24, 2015 user
Christmas jokes
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Rules for dieting at Christmastime– I’m not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I’m *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!
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November 6, 2015 user
Diet jokes
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A Christmas wish for my mother – what does the young lady ask the mall Santa Claus for?
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October 20, 2015 user
Christmas jokes
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