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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets
They live here. You don’t.
If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that’s why they call it “fur”niture.)
To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. Dogs are better than kids…
Dogs eat less
Dogs don’t ask for money all the time
Dogs are easier to train
Dogs usually come when called
Dogs never drive your car
Dogs don’t hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also lives here has a cat-nip addiction, but that won’t kill him/her).
Dogs don’t smoke or drink
Dogs don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions
Dogs don’t wear your clothes
Dogs don’t need a gazillion dollars for university
If the dogs get pregnant, you can sell the children.