Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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June 2, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Military Jokes
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Military Christmas Orders – How the military prepares for the night before Christmas – very funny!
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June 2, 2007 user
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Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘meretricious.’ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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Christmas jokes, Puns
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One liner Christmas Jokes and puns – enjoy! A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What did one Christmas light say to the...
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June 2, 2007 user
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song lyrics Lyrics to ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’, written by Randy Brooks, originally recorded by Elmo and Patsy and later released by the Irish Rovers
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June 1, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Song Lyrics
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Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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June 1, 2007 user
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Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas – Another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – this time, ‘saluting’ Bill Gates and Microsoft
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Underage Girl Has Illegitimate Birth—Baby Expected To Be Charged With Treason – I suppose that it’s a matter of perspective … do you have God’s perspective on the Christmas story?
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June 1, 2007 user
Church and God jokes
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Do you know what the Nativity Set is? – A very funny answer to the question – reminding me of Gracie Allen
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May 31, 2007 user
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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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May 31, 2007 user
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