One line Thanksgiving jokes
One line Thanksgiving jokes, or ‘groaners’ as my mother-in-law calls them … unless Alex Trebek tells them, of course
- What did the turkey say just before he was roasted?
Boy, am I stuffed!
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.
- Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
- Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
- Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?