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Collection of lawyer jokes – not that nice to lawyers, but very funny! Enjoy the jokes!

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk on the road, and a dead lawyer on the road?
A: There are brake marks in front of the skunk.

A command was given to a dog: ‘€œSPEAK!’€
The dog said in return: ‘€œNot without my lawyer present!’€

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

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