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How to drive a psychiatrist crazy

How to drive a psychiatrist crazy – it goes without saying, don’t actually try any of these!

  1. Demand to sit behind his or her desk every other meeting
  2. Keep your own notes of your psychologists behaviors and your diagnosis
  3. Prescribe medication to your psychologist
  4. Spend the first half of the session drawing a picture of your psychologist, spend the second half drilling holes through it with a pencil
  5. Ask to go to the bathroom every time he or she asks a question
  6. Every time you give an answer ask “Am I cured yet?”
  7. Bring a ‘seeing eye turtle’ to therapy sessions
  8. Speak to your imaginary friend instead of the psychologist
  9. Bring all conversation back to your childhood whenever it strays away from it.
  10. Lie Blatantly about Everything
  11. Tell your psychiatrist that your name is Adrian Monk.