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Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey

On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house:  “Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!”

The grandmother replies, “Which are you most excited to see?”

After a slight pause, the grandchild replies, “Ummmm, how big is the turkey?…”