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Gift for my newlywed wife

Gift for my newlywed wife

The husband had a *good* idea about getting a gift for his new bride. The execution, however, …

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife.

At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, “I love you” inside a beautiful red heart. Confident the mug would please my wife, I asked to have it gift-wrapped.

The wife beamed when I gave it to her at dinner that night, but her face fell when she saw the writing on the back of the mug.

It read, “Grandpa.”