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Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Funny movie quotes from Rockin’ Thru the Rockies

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Rockin’ Thru the Rockies – Moe, Larry and Curly in the old American West, guiding a minstrel show thru the Rockies, dealing with hostile Indians, snowstorm, bear, ice fishing, and their own ineptness.

Nell: The only thing that keeps me from killing you birds is that I’m short on bullets!
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, I’ve got plenty of bullets.


Curly (Curly Howard): What do I use for cover?
Moe (Moe Howard): The bear skin.
Curly (Curly Howard): [rubbing the back of his hand] How do I use my bare skin?
Larry (Larry Fine): The bear hide!
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, the bear hide.


Curly (Curly Howard): What’re you taking a bath for?  It ain’t Saturday!


Curly (Curly Howard): Hey, this fish looks like Moe!
Larry (Larry Fine): We’re sorry Moe, we thought you was a fish!
Moe (Moe Howard): Do I look like a sucker?! [slaps Larry and Curly]


Larry (Larry Fine): Don’t rip the canvas!
Curly (Curly Howard): I know what I’m doing!  What do you think I am, a dope? [rips canvas, snow pours into the shelter]


Larry (Larry Fine): Here’s your water.
Moe (Moe Howard): Water?  Those are ice cubes!
Larry (Larry Fine): So it’s hard water.


Curly (Curly Howard): Indians? I ain’t afraid of Indians! once I shot a Morris chair from under Sitting Bull!


 

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