Confucius says – The ‘wisdom’ of Confucius?

• Man who have clear conscience usually have bad memory, too
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out
• When dentist say ‘€œopen wide’€ does he mean mouth or wallet?
• Marriage is like playing poker’€”begin with a pair and end with a full house
• Man who run behind car soon get exhausted
• Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert
• Man who open car door for girlfriend reveal one thing: either car is new or girlfriend is new
• He who sitteth on an upturned tack with surely rise
• Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser
• Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to wake up with splitting headache
• He who thinks only of number one must realize that this number is next to nothing
• Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jumps for Joy
• Behind every successful man is good woman’€”and very surprised mother-in-law
• Man who sit on tack gets the point!
• Man who fall in molten glass make spectacle of himself
• War doesn’€™t determine who is right, but who is left
• Work to become, not to acquire
• A man who has bird in hand finds it hard to blow nose
• Man with one chopstick go hungry
• Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion
• No husband ever been shot while he do dishes
• Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner
• When man bring wife for no reason, there usually reason
• Man who cut himself while shaving lose face
• He who place head in sand will get kicked in the
• Man who keep both feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants
• Those who quote me are fools.

Confucius says – The ‘wisdom’ of Confucius?

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