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Christian one liners

  • Don’€™t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
  • Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.
  • Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons, than it is to live one.
  • The good Lord didn’€™t create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.
  • When you get to your wit’€™s end, You’€™ll find God lives there.
  • People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church.
  • Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
  • Quit griping about your church; If it were perfect, you couldn’€™t belong.
  • If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
  • We’€™re called to be witnesses; not lawyers or Judges.
  • God Himself doesn’€™t propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
  • Some minds are like concrete’€¦ Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
  • Peace starts with a smile.
  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch ‘€˜em – He’€™ll clean ‘€˜em.
  • Stop, Drop, and Roll won’€™t work in Hell.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Don’€™t put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don’€™t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • God doesn’€™t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘€˜fruits of the spirit’€™ over ‘€˜religious nuts!’€™
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
  • Prayer: Don’€™t give God instructions, just report for duty!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • We don’€™t change the message; the message changes us.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him/her.
  • The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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