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Lawyer and doctor discuss billing

Lawyer and doctor discuss billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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A lawyer pun

A lawyer pun A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.  Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place,...
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Using lawyers instead of rats

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
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The Lawyer and the tombstone

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this...
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The Lawyer and the stolen car

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. “Your Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
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