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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man Lou Francis (Lou Costello): [about graduating from the detective school] This is the thing that ever happened to me, how did I ever graduate?Bud Alexander (Bud Abbott): [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle (1939) starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Walter Brennan. A sweet, biographical story with more than a little bit of humor.
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Bye Bye Birdie is a musical, with the songs held together by a fairly funny story — actually, two or three stories that are interwoven together. It stars Dick Van Dyke as Albert, an unsuccessful songwriter who wants to be a successful chemist, but who is pressured...
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Funny movie quotes from The Bullfighters, Laurel and Hardy’s final American film – and very funny! [debarking from an airplane, Stanley’s shaking his legs]Oliver Hardy: What’s the matter with you?Stan Laurel: I haven’t got my air legs.
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Funny movie quotes from Justice League – the 2017 action film from the DC Extended Universe Arthur Curry: Honestly… I think we’re gonna be dead way before that. And you know what? I don’t mind. It’s an honorable end. But we’ve gotta shut Steppenwolf down. Superman’s a no-show....
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Funny movie quotes from Cold Turkey, starring Dick Van Dyke, Funny movie quotes from Cold Turkey. What happens when an entire town promises to give up smoking for 30 days?
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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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Funny movie quotes from The Alphabet Murders, Tony Randall, Anita Ekberg, Robert Morley Hastings (Robert Morley): Where have you been? What have you been doing?Hercule Poirot (Tony Randall): Arranging a little extra insurance my friend.Hastings (Robert Morley): Oh really? Personally I always feel perfectly safe with British railways....
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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello’s Comin’ Round the Mountain (1951) – a very funny comedy, where they get into the middle of a mountain feud! [after walking into an old beat-down cabin]Wilbert (Lou Costello): How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?Al...
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