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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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Funny Movie Quotes from L’il Abner (1959) Mammy Yoakum (Billie Hayes): I has spoken. Daisy Mae (Leslie Parrish): Why it’s the Bar Harbor Scraggs.Romeo Scragg (Robert Strauss): Yeah, they’ve been barred from every harbor in the country.
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Funny movie quotes from The Big Noise, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
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Funny movie quotes from The Croods: A New Age – the sequel where the Crood family meets the Bettermans. Who think their more highly advanced, and superior …
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Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Joanne Dru Jerry Hotchkiss (Jerry Lewis): Why don’t you come to the circus with me, Pete. You can get a job there too.Pete Nelson (Dean Martin): Tell you the truth, I was thinkin’...
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Funny movie quotes from How High is Up? (1940) starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe Howard: Hey, chucklehead! Did you get the tools?Larry Fine: What tools?Moe Howard: The tools we’ve been using for the last ten years!Larry Fine: Oh, those tools!
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Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man Lou Francis (Lou Costello): [about graduating from the detective school] This is the thing that ever happened to me, how did I ever graduate?Bud Alexander (Bud Abbott): [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
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