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Fishing on the lake in a rented boat

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat
Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot. Two foolish fisherman decided to rent a boat on a lake to go fishing.  After fishing for four hours at different places...
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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version

Twas the night before Christmas - clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’€™was the night before Christmasand all through our townsThe birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night,Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored hair,and size seventeen...
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The clown and the singing contest

The clown and the singing contest – How did the clown win the medal in the singing contest? Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal!  How did you win it? Clown 2: By singing! Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?
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Bit on the ear

Bit on the ear – how the clown bit himself on the ear Hobo Clown: Ouch! Oh, my ear, my ear! White face clown: What’s the matter? Hobo Clown : I just bit my own ear! White face clown: That’s impossible. How can someone bite himself on the ear?
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The clown asks, what time is it?

The clown asks, what time is it? So, what’s causing the clown so much stress from the simple question, “What time is it?” 1st Clown:  What time is it? 2nd Clown:  2:14 1st Clown:  Not again!
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Kentucky Mom’s letter to her son

Kentucky Mom's letter to her son - A "letter from home" in the best clown tradition
Kentucky Mom’s letter to her son – A “letter from home” in the best clown tradition Letter from a Kentucky Mother to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I’m alive.  I’m writing this letter slowly cause I know you can’t read very fast. ...
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Revised Tale of Bethlehem

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement
Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time -- even so, this is ridiculous ...
Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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