The clown with the dented car
The clown with the dented car – Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!
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Three clowns and the tracks in the forest
Three clowns and the tracks in the forest – Sometimes, it’s better not to argue … or at least to find a safer place to discuss things. Three clowns were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
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Three clowns at the gates of Heaven
What is Easter? Three clowns at the gates of Heaven are asked by Saint Peter, ‘What is Easter?
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Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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Twas the night of Tax Day
Twas the night of Tax Day – Apologies to Clement Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas — and to the IRS Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care,...
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Is this my Christmas Present?
Is this my Christmas Present? A truly atrocious, groaner pun – hope you enjoy it too!
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A mother’s letter to Santa Claus
A mother’s letter to Santa Claus A letter that all mothers will understand
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If Jesus Were Born Today
If Jesus Were Born Today A frightening look at how Social Services would have ‘interacted’ with the Nativity
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Witty sayings
Witty sayings, such as “DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.”
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The Internet Before Christmas
The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) – With apologies to Clement Moore’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” – how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netsNot a mouse was stirring, not even the pets.The floppies were stacked by the modem with...
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