One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Lou Costello goes alligator hunting

Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – with his brother-in-law Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – from the Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Lou Costello: My brother-in-law and I, we was in Africa, and he was hunting alligators. He used to love to wrestle alligators. All of...
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Red Skelton Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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Funny movie quotes from Living it Up

Funny movie quotes from Living It Up – a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis comedy, where they pretend Jerry’s terminally ill. And get wined and dined in New York City! Homer Flagg (Jerry Lewis): I wish I could go to New York with yuh.Isaiah Jackson: Now, Homer, you’re gonna be...
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Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda

Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie. A very funny, touching, kids movie that adults will enjoy as well. “There is no secret ingredient.”
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Funny movie quotes from The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock

Funny movie quotes from The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock – Lou Costello, Dorothy Provine, Gale Gordon Artie (Lou Costello): They all laughed at Einstein and his theory of Relativity. Now, everybody’s got relatives. Artie (Lou Costello): They also laughed at Marconi. The same people are sending telegrams. Artie...
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Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes

Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
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