You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When . . .

  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You chew on other people’s fingernails.
  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  • You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks – and you don’t even work there.
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
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