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Who was that girl I saw you with at the dance last night?

Who was that  girl I saw you with at the dance last night?
I wasn’t with anyone at the dance last night.
I saw you talking to a fat, homely girl at the dance last night …

I talked to her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you dancing with her.
I danced with her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you kissing her!
I kissed her, but I wasn’t with her.
I saw you walking her home!
I walked her home, but I wasn’t with her.
Well, if you talked with her, danced, kissed, and walked her home, who *was* she with?
She was with the fire chief.
But the fire chief wasn’t even at the dance!
I know … he paid me $5 to take his place.

 

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