What to say when receiving an unwanted gift
It’s Christmastime, and you know that you’re going to receive at least *one* gift that you really didn’t want … what can you say to the person giving it?
- Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.
- It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
- Perfect for wearing in the basement.
- Well, well, well …
- I really don’t deserve this. Really.
- Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
- I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
- Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
- To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
