Verdict or Sentence?

Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy!

The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?”

The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:

  1. You’re going to have to give up smoking.
  2. You’re going to have to give up drinking.
  3. You’re going to have to stop eating all those rich foods.
  4. You’re going to have to start going to bed every night at 9:00.”

The patient replied, “Doctor, I asked you for a verdict—you’re giving me a sentence!”

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