Valentine’s Day riddles – Valentine’s Day riddles for the young and the young at heart
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
Howard you like a great big kiss?
What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”