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Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes

Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes – funny and kid-safe as well

Knock Knock.
Who’€™s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.


Knock Knock.
Who’€™s there?
Justin.
Justin time!  Here’€™s your valentine!


Knock Knock.
Who’€™s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentines chocolates left for me?


Knock Knock.
Who’€™s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she loves me!


Knock Knock.
Who’€™s there?
Cantalolope.
Cantalope who?
Can’€™t elope, let’€™s have a church wedding!


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