Top New Year's resolutions - Not saying that I'll actually *keep* any of these resolutions ...

Top New Year’s resolutions

Not saying that I’ll actually *keep* any of these resolutions …

  • I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
  • I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  • When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL … LOL!”
  • I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
  • I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
  • I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”
  • I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.
  • I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.


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