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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’€™s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest.

  1. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
  2. Any knick-knack.  Absolutely none.  It doesn’t matter if he loves Emmett Kelly– none.
  3. Tickets to the ballet, opera, or anything similar.
  4. Another new tie – it doesn’€™t matter how cute it is, or if it lights up
  5. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
  6. New teddy bear pajamas – especially if they have feet
  7. Vacuum cleaner
  8. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”, especially if it’€™s led by Alan Alda
  9. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
  10. A nose and ear hair trimmer (we’€™re talking about what he wants, not what he needs)

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