Three clowns and the tracks in the forest – Sometimes, it’s better not to argue … or at least to find a safer place to discuss things.
Three clowns were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first clown said, ‘Those are deer tracks.’
The second clown said, ‘No, those are elk tracks.’
The third clown said, ‘You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.’
The clowns were still arguing when the train hit them.