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Things you will never hear a Dad say

Things you will never hear a Dad say – A humorous list of things you’ll never hear a Dad say – not quite true, but quite funny

  • Well, how ‘bout that? … I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
  • Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car—GO CRAZY.
  • What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
  • Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.
  • Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies—you know—that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
  • No son of mine is going to live under this roof without a nose ring—now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.
  • Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
  • Father’s Day? aahh—don’t worry about that—it’s no big deal.

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