The clown and the singing contest – How did the clown win the medal in the singing contest?
Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal! How did you win it?
Clown 2: By singing!
Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?
Clown 2: By stopping!
Clown 1: I won second prize in a singing contest once!
Clown 2: Really? How many people were in the contest?
Clown 1: Two!
Clown 2: Uh huh. What did the winner sing?
Clown 1: Nothing! They just heard me sing, and they awarded him first prize!
