The butcher's pun

The butcher’s pun

The butcher’€™s pun – An atrocious, groaner pun that my father, a former butcher, would have appreciated

A man walks into a butcher shop and orders a pound of sausages.

The butcher prepares the order, then says, ‘€œI bet you the price of those sausages that you can’€™t get those pieces of meat down off the shelf behind me.’€

The man regards the shelf carefully, then says, ‘€œI’€™m not betting …. The steaks are too high.’€

 

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