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Thanksgiving dinner bribe

Thanksgiving dinner bribe – What will Dad do to get a grandchild?

The entire family was assembled for Thanksgiving dinner.  All four children were there with their spouses that they had recently married.  All four couples were childless.

Before saying grace, Father said that he would give $10,000 to the son or daughter who would present Mom and himself with their first grandchild.  After the “Amen,” he looked up to find nobody left at the table except himself, Mom and the turkey.

Serving himself one drumstick and Mom the other, he turned to Mom and said, “Told you it would work.”

 

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