Twas the night

Twas the night of Tax Day

Twas the night of Tax Day – Apologies to Clement Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas — and to the IRS Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care, In certainty Saint Silicon soon would be […]

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Lawyer's Night before Christmas

Lawyer’€™s Night Before Christmas

A Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas – with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyer Another Attorney’€™s Night Before Christmas (Sort of) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter ‘€œthe House”) a general lack of […]

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Merry Christmas, My Friend - a military-themed version of Twas the Night before Christmas, originally published in Leatherneck magazineac

Merry Christmas, My Friend

Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’€™, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991.  It was written by then-Lance […]

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Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version –  (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads. Every jet on the […]

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Shopping Mall

Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle, shoppers least of all; The merchandise was […]

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The month after Christmas

The Month After Christmas

The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’€™d nibbled, the eggnog I’€™d tasted At the […]

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