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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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Stuff a turkey

Stuff a turkey
The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room.
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Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey

Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house: ‘€œGrandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!’€ The grandmother replies, ‘€œWhich are you most excited to see?’€
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Things not to do at Thanksgiving

Things not to do at Thanksgiving – Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother would do — please don’t! Fill your plate up, and then take it to the kitchen, toss all of the food into the blender, and take your “shake” back to the...
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey

Finding the Thanksgiving turkey - frozen
Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey – Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’€™t find one large enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘€œDo these turkeys get any bigger?’€ The stock boy replied,...
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Turkey Riddles

Turkey riddles
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’€™m stuffed! Q: What’€™s the key to...
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Last Minute Turkey

Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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