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Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies

Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O'Brien
Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O’Brien Merton Gill aka Clifford Armytage (Red Skelton): (reading a letter from the Pudolph School of Acting) “It is apparent that you definitely have a face.” Phyllis Montague (Virginia O’Brien): Are you new here? Merton Gill...
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Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton's eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.
Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes

Red Skelton's Gertrude and Heathcliff
Gertrude and Heathcliff  jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As  Red Skelton  used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn

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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford Wally Benton (Red Skelton): [opens his closet door, a woman falls out] big moths! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): You can’t be a press agent, you can’t even spell “cat”! Chester (Rags Ragland): When I...
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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty
Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks? Carlos Ramirez: Si, si. Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she €™ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you sing, put your heart...
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