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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time

Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time
Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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Funny quotes from A Taste of Money

Funny quotes from A Taste of Money [The Red Skelton Show]
In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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Jokes from Here Comes the Bribe

Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe
Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe Red Skelton‘s cowboy character, Sheriff Deadeye, is running for re-election in Here Comes the Bribe … Corruption? What corruption? Pretty girl: How are you going to get re-elected this year, Deadeye?Deadeye: By kissing babies and giving them...
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Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies

Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O'Brien
Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O’Brien Merton Gill aka Clifford Armytage (Red Skelton): (reading a letter from the Pudolph School of Acting) “It is apparent that you definitely have a face.” Phyllis Montague (Virginia O’Brien): Are you new here? Merton Gill...
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Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton's eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.
Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes

Red Skelton's Gertrude and Heathcliff
Gertrude and Heathcliff  jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As  Red Skelton  used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn

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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford Wally Benton (Red Skelton): [opens his closet door, a woman falls out] big moths! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): You can’t be a press agent, you can’t even spell “cat”! Chester (Rags Ragland): When I...
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